When I turn my light on someone has a wet dream. When I turn my computer on a couple files for divorce.
When I yawn someone makes love. When I brush my teeth someone commits suicide. When I flush the toilet a couple gets married. When I put in my contact lenses someone falls out of a window. When I laugh someone begins a great journey.
And when I write someone cries.
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