Saturday, 28 January 2012

The Thing That Killed God

What killed God? A tautology? A single moment of blistering clarity? Determinism? Nothing at all? The birth of something else? Or was it simply when the metaphysicians could no longer be bothered to inflate him with their spiteful breath?

Saturday, 21 January 2012

Divine Inspiration

Gesturing wildly Jesus dropped a lump of ash from his cigarette into his belly button. Still arguing his point he ran into the sea of Galilee to put it out.

Saturday, 14 January 2012

The Narcissist

'You can't be very narcissistic; you don't have any mirrors' she said.
'Perhaps,' I replied, 'I am such a narcissist I no longer require them.'

Saturday, 7 January 2012

The Evangelist

The Evangelist drives deep into the jungle looking for an undiscovered tribe to bestow his 'truth' on and with it - as if by sheer coincidence - his language.

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