Saturday, 28 April 2012

Reality

We will never see reality laid bare, even as she steps from the transcendental shower - for she is wrapped in the towel of appearance.

Saturday, 21 April 2012

The Details

When asked whether there would be houses in heaven, if we would still need bathrooms and what exactly everyone would do for eternity, the priest admitted he didn't know the details.

Saturday, 14 April 2012

The Telepath

There was once a man who could read other people's minds. On his twenty first birthday he blew his brains out.

Saturday, 7 April 2012

On the planet Zim

On the planet Zim every time a crime is committed everyone is put in jail. The first person to convince everyone else he didn't commit the crime becomes the judge.

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