Saturday, 15 December 2012

On the Planet Wowo

On the planet Wowo they have one word for coat hanger and bachelor, think two plus two equals five and haven't invented traffic lights or poetry yet. 

(They are of course much happier than us.)

Saturday, 8 December 2012

Conscience

When I turn my light on someone has a wet dream. When I turn my computer on a couple files for divorce.

When I yawn someone makes love. When I brush my teeth someone commits suicide. When I flush the toilet a couple gets married. When I put in my contact lenses someone falls out of a window. When I laugh someone begins a great journey.
And when I write someone cries.

Saturday, 1 December 2012

The Moon



If the moon was not there would we note its non-existence?





And what if there were a million moons blocking out the sky? Bumping into each other like balloons at a child's birthday party.








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