Saturday, 26 October 2013

Holy Mother of God

The Virgin Mary came to her son's parents' evening but spent most of the time on the phone arguing with her social worker.

Sunday, 20 October 2013

My Woody Allen Story

One day I saw Woody Allen wearing a beard. 

I'd like to tell you more but I've been refused permission from Woody Allen's legal representatives to include him in a story (beard or no beard).

Sunday, 13 October 2013

The Bath

One day a person (as yet unidentified, as yet unborn) will have a bath and when they have finished they will remove the plug and when the water has disappeared down the plug hole the plug hole itself will stretch dali's watch like and spiral inexorably into the hole within itself and behind it, like dew beads on a spider's web, like premises in a syllogism, will follow each and every perfect piece of existence.  

Sunday, 6 October 2013

Deja vu

'Bless you.'

'Bless you.'