Sunday, 1 March 2015

Handle with Care

All of life's knocks and mishaps are softened by the bubblewrap of time.

Sunday, 22 February 2015

The Magic Trick

When the magician pulls a rabbit from his hat the real trick is believing that the magician exists.

Sunday, 15 February 2015

The Astronomer

His wife, he realised, was a lot like interstellar space: dark, cold, vast and utterly indifferent to him. 

Sunday, 1 February 2015

The Heretic

I saw a man cross himself while riding a bicycle.

It was not an easy manoeuvre and is not in the Bible. 

Sunday, 25 January 2015

The Human Predicament

A man sits frantically writing as his library is consumed by the flames.

Sunday, 4 January 2015

The Career Adviser

I asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up.
"An unsuccessful architect" he said. 

Sunday, 7 December 2014

Good News and Bad

God has left a message in the stars - unfortunately his hand writing is so bad it will take a billion years for scientists and theologians to understand it.