Tuesday, 14 February 2017

The Human Condition

Anyone who has been forced to use a busy Starbucks toilet knows that man is essentially animal in nature.

Sunday, 5 February 2017

Work in Progress

God is one of my favourite  fictional characters and I'm one of his.

Sunday, 15 January 2017


Hyper-intelligence may not have been evolutionarily advantageous; the caveman who grasps the fundamental nature of consciousness but is eaten by a Sabre-tooth tiger shortly thereafter does not pass on his hyper-intelligence.

Sunday, 8 January 2017


Please do not kill my dreams; they are perfectly capable of dying on their own.

Monday, 2 January 2017

An ideal world

To have two problems is better than having just one: they prevent you fixating. 

Sunday, 18 December 2016


Thinking is just whispering very, very quietly.

Sunday, 4 December 2016

A future controversy

In the distant future artificially intelligent theologians will debate whether we humans had souls.