Sunday, 25 January 2015

The Human Predicament

A man sits frantically writing as his library is consumed by the flames.

Sunday, 4 January 2015

The Career Adviser

I asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up.
"An unsuccessful architect" he said. 

Sunday, 7 December 2014

Good News and Bad

God has left a message in the stars - unfortunately his hand writing is so bad it will take a billion years for scientists and theologians to understand it.  

Sunday, 30 November 2014


'What is art? What is love? And what does it feel like to know you are going to die?' God asked.

Sunday, 23 November 2014

Metaphysics explained

Just because something doesn't 'mean' anything doesn't mean it doesn't mean anything.

Sunday, 16 November 2014


Invisible metaphor of everything. 
Figment of our genes. 
Distant relative we never had. 
Impossible melancholy. 
Optical effect of our minds. 
Giant, hollow echo.
Long evolved shadow cascading down our double helix. 
Faceless face with the eyeless eyes.
Undiscovered nothing.

Sunday, 9 November 2014

The Holy Man

From a young age K. spent all his time in church.

The Bible was his colouring-in-book.

He slept on top of a tomb and hung his coat on the cross.

He ate at the alter table, pissed in the font and shat in the pews.

On Sundays he went outside to pray.