Sunday, 22 March 2015

Sunday, 15 March 2015


When scientists invented earphones that let the wearer only hear the truth, people assumed they didn't work and threw them away. 

Sunday, 8 March 2015


In a parallel universe where time flows backwards people joke "I ain't getting any older."

Sunday, 1 March 2015

Handle with Care

All of life's knocks and mishaps are softened by the bubblewrap of time.

Sunday, 22 February 2015

The Magic Trick

When the magician pulls a rabbit from his hat the real trick is believing that the magician exists.

Sunday, 15 February 2015

The Astronomer

His wife, he realised, was a lot like interstellar space: dark, cold, vast and utterly indifferent to him. 

Sunday, 1 February 2015

The Heretic

I saw a man cross himself while riding a bicycle.

It was not an easy manoeuvre and is not in the Bible.