Saturday, 15 April 2017

The Clue

Looking upwards one day I thought I glimpsed the faint outline of a hyper dimensional object, a hole in the fabric of our spacetime, a singularity, a mighty glitch in the program...

When in fact it was merely a cloud seen out of the corner of my eye.

Sunday, 2 April 2017

The Event

Something took place, exactly when or where has yet to be established, what it means we don't know...

Tuesday, 21 March 2017


We feel sorrow for the child brought up by wolves in great forests when perhaps we should feel more sorrow for ourselves.

The Aesthetic Threat

The birth of a mutant so beautiful they render everything other then themselves meaningless.

Monday, 13 March 2017

Work in Progress

A poem only lives while it is being written; the same is true for us.

Sunday, 5 March 2017

Avoidance Strategies

The great man can spend so much of his time avoiding the stupid man that the great man can himself appear stupid. 

Thus do great men sometimes mistake each other for idiots.

Sunday, 26 February 2017

The Philosopher

"I could if I so wished, with subtle and long winded arguments, prove the existence of the external world, but I have more pressing matters to attend to."

Tuesday, 14 February 2017

The Human Condition

Anyone who has been forced to use a busy Starbucks toilet knows that man is essentially animal in nature.

Sunday, 5 February 2017

Work in Progress

God is one of my favourite  fictional characters and I'm one of his.

Sunday, 15 January 2017


Hyper-intelligence may not have been evolutionarily advantageous; the caveman who grasps the fundamental nature of consciousness but is eaten by a Sabre-tooth tiger shortly thereafter does not pass on his hyper-intelligence.

Sunday, 8 January 2017


Please do not kill my dreams; they are perfectly capable of dying on their own.

Monday, 2 January 2017

An ideal world

To have two problems is better than having just one: they prevent you fixating.