The Truth

A Christian is asked which came first the chicken or the egg. 

He says the chicken because God had made the chicken.

Divine Inspiration

A preacher was telling a crowd that it was a sin to drink alcohol when someone shouted 'If drinking is a sin why did Jesus turn water into wine?'

'Ahh,' says the preacher after thinking for a moment 'it was watered down.'

The Good Cause

A florist van turns a corner violently and three wreaths fall from the rear door onto the pavement.

People on their way to work pause for a moment when they pass the wreaths.

Later locals bring flowers and add them to the wreaths.

On Sunday night a group put candles around the flowers and the wreaths.

A week later the local paper publishes an article about the candles, the flowers and the wreaths.

A month goes by and Politicians makes impassioned speeches about the candles, the flowers and the wreaths.

Exactly a year later the Government erects a great monument. 

The Cosmic Ray

On the 16th of February 2013 at 5.12 am EST something strange happened: everyone suddenly forgot how to walk. It was something to do with a cosmic ray that only effected higher mammalian neurology. 


It was pretty funny really, except that some old people starved to death before anyone could wriggle over to them. 


A little over twelve months later everyone had learned how to walk again and it was as if the whole thing had never happened.