The Future

Sat in the bath I saw my entire body stretched out before me.

Saturday

A woman went slightly mad as people sometimes do. She was a nurse in a maternity ward and the day she went slightly mad she shouted at every baby as soon as it was born 'Why don't you go back where you came from?'

The Home Owner

David Sporat walked around his house as if he owned it.

Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water.
Jack sat down and started to philosophise 
that he was perhaps nothing more than a character in a 18th Century nursery rhyme and Jill went off with Bill. 

The Little Old Lady

I knew a little old lady who believed, till the day she died, that there was a God in heaven and thus everything was good with the world.

And yet this same little old lady could never convince herself that the light in her fridge went off when she closed the door. 

Go figure.