Sunday, 25 May 2014

The Face


She had a face like a perfect argument

Her eyes were two balanced premisesher nose a semi divine therefore and her mouth was the only conclusion a mortal could hope to reach.

Sunday, 18 May 2014

The Bullshit Theory


At least 10%* of anything is bullshit.

(*9%.)

Sunday, 11 May 2014

Eschatology


The world will end on the 17th October 2007!

The world will end on the 4th of June 2011!

The world will end on the 11th of May 2013!

The world will end!

Sunday, 4 May 2014

Love


Love is a jellyfish in a plastic bag.

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