Towards a Pessimistic Theory of Art

Our perceptions of the world are, in the last analysis, pains.

And what we regard as beautiful are simply those experiences which hurt us the least.

  

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Is an oranagatang conscious enough to collapse a wave function?

Family Folklore

Our Family photo album only goes back as far as our grandparents. After them it is just blank pages. Grandma and Grandpa were necessary beings, each containing their very own reason for being. They had met at a necessary being convention and were in the papers for a while back in the 40s before people lost interest.

The Beauty of Life

'Can you see the amazing rainbow?'
'The dead twin foetus growing out of my forehead is blocking my view; wait while I swing it out of the way.'

The Holy Bore

''I knew that was going to happen' says God all the time.

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Life is not necessarily meaningless just beyond words.

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The lectures on Free Will were not compulsory.