Saturday, 20 October 2012

The Appointment

I once phoned a psychic and invited her over to read my mind.
At the end of our slightly flirty conversation she asked for my address.
'But you're psychic' I reminded her and hung up.


  1. Maybe she can't read minds over the phone. Seems like the kind of thing that'd make her a bad phone psychic, but, well, that's my theory. Besides the obvious fraudulence.

    Alternatively, she's more of a telekinetic psychic than a clairvoyant one. In which case, it might have been a good thing she didn't come over.