Saturday, 11 May 2013
The wealthiest arms dealer in the world, who normally started three civil wars before breakfast, had a special bathtub made just for himself; it was solid gold and had the plug hole in the centre.
One sunday afternoon, as one hundred and three armed conflicts around the world were going on, the wealthiest arms dealer had a bath. Somehow while having his bath, the wealthiest arms dealer in the world managed to get his penis stuck in the plug hole.
The pressure from the water was so great that the wealthiest arms dealer was trapped in his golden bathtub.
Meanwhile two governments were overthrown and three new national anthems composed.
The wealthiest arms dealer in the world shouted and shouted for help but it was sunday afternoon and his servants all had the day off.
The wealthiest arms dealer in the world lay trapped in his golden bathtub for hours and hours.
The wealthiest arms dealer in the world only got out of his golden bathtub with the plug hole in the middle by drinking all the bath water and then pissing it out.
After that the wealthiest arms dealer in the world never sold another weapon in his life.
Posted by Bo Fowler at 10:34
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