Saturday, 24 September 2011

The Agnostic

Some say you cannot sit on the fence forever. 
What they fail to realize is that the fence is very wide, has everything one could need and has the best of all views. 

Saturday, 17 September 2011

War Story

During a lull in the fighting the soldiers smoked cigarettes and showed each other pictures of their sweethearts back home. One took out a carefully folded picture of himself.

Thursday, 8 September 2011


God hadn't been seen for some time.
Neighbours became concerned about the smell and phoned the council. He was found sitting in his favourite armchair; he had been dead for ages. The flat was in total chaos.

Thursday, 1 September 2011

God's Camper Van

It is entirely possible that the universe is contained in a small green box on a shelf in the back of God's camper van, but does this help? Does it alleviate any need? Is it in the slightest way helpful or constructive?

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