Saturday, 26 November 2011

The Statistician

A statistician observed in amazement a jumbo jet being blown together by the wind. Before he could tell anyone the statistician broke into a million pieces.

Saturday, 19 November 2011

The Psychic

I once phoned a psychic and invited her to come over and tell me my future. At the end of our phone conversation she asked me for my address.
'But you're psychic' I reminded her and hung up.

Saturday, 12 November 2011


After many years of studying the mindless actions of the insects on the floor of his confessional, the priest renounced his faith and became an entomologist.

Saturday, 5 November 2011


I take my wife out to dinner. I scan the restaurant for attractive women; one takes my eye. She is smiling. It is my wife in the giant mirror that stretches across the room like time.

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