Saturday, 31 December 2011

The Tattoo

A man with a tattoo of the Yin Yang on his shoulder got depressed and painted the Yang part black. 
People thought his tattoo was a mole.
No one knew how depressed he was.

Saturday, 24 December 2011


I once visited a supermarket that had a petition to allow it to sell alcohol. I signed the petition telling the check-out girl that clouds of alcohol molecules were the largest objects in the galaxy, some five billion times the mass of our sun, and that it was from such clouds that worlds and stars were formed.
To which the check-out girl replied: "You're not from around here are you."

Saturday, 17 December 2011

Judgement Day

On Judgement Day everyone's souls left their bodies but the empty bodies still went to work, wrote poetry, got drunk, had arguments and love affairs and so on - as if nothing had happened.

Saturday, 10 December 2011


What sort of a crime could make a man spend four years in a spin dryer? What if the man had, in fact, committed no crime at all?

Saturday, 3 December 2011

Not believing in God

Not believing in God is like not shaving.
'Oh you're growing a beard' people say.
'No, I'm just not shaving.'

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