Sunday, 29 May 2016

Closed Minded

The great medieval doors had been ingeniously designed so that they could only be opened from the outside; once inside the church it was quite impossible to ever leave.

Sunday, 22 May 2016


Masturbation: a cheap thrill made at the expense of 1.2 Billions of years of evolution.

Monday, 16 May 2016


Art is nothing but lightwaves reflecting into the eyeballs of primates.

Monday, 9 May 2016

The Uncertainty Principle

A week after they had come up with the concept of Quantum Teleportation, Einstein, Podolsky and Rosen met up once again but on this occasion nothing at all sprang to their prodigious scientific minds and so at 8 o'clock they went home. 

Monday, 2 May 2016

Towards a Pessimistic Theory of Art

Our perceptions of the world are, in the last analysis, pains.

And what we regard as beautiful are simply those experiences which hurt us the least.


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