Saturday, 24 November 2012

The Astronauts

We made love and sounded like two astronauts on a space walk breathing softly into our microphones looking up at the bobbing world.

Saturday, 17 November 2012


'Do you remember you asked me once if I thought anyone has ever had an original idea? Well yesterday someone asked me the exact same question.'

Saturday, 10 November 2012


My wife and I took our two children to a coffee shop. 
My wife went to get our coffees and when she came back I asked her which one was mine. She pointed at my son Zak and said 'I'm pretty sure he is.'

Friday, 2 November 2012

Little God

When Little God created our Universe out of nothing, for no reason at all, at the back of his hyper-dimensional trailer park, without asking permission from an adult, his step dad was furious.

In front of Little God's cousins Little God's step dad asked Little God just who he thought he was.
Little God said nothing.

'You've set in motion the evolution of untold billions of conscious lifeforms for no reason at all. What were you thinking?'
Little God shrugged. 

'It's not funny and it's not clever' said Little God's step dad.

As punishment for creating our Universe Little God's step dad took all of Little God's toys away and ordered Little God to his infinitely sized room. 

'Just wait till your mom gets home!' Little God's step dad added as Little God headed to his room.

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