Return of the 1980s

Suddenly, quite out of the blue, the past called on the land line.

Artistic Licence

Airplane pilots should have to get permission from poets before flying through clouds.

Yesterday

Does God keep a copy of each day that has been on his hard drive?

Free Will and Determinism

Every decision you have ever made you are still making.

Theology

'God' is a plastic bag stuck in a tree.

Message in a Bottle

"Send piece of paper and an empty bottle."

Silence

When scientists invented earphones that let the wearer only hear the truth, people assumed they didn't work and threw them away.