Logic

When the boy and girl arrived late together to their logic lecture everyone reached the same conclusion.

Grammar of Life

"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"A Verb."

Detention

The philosophy students who failed to do their homework had to write 'I think therefore I am' a hundred times.

Words

Words are only words in the loosest sense of the word.

Eternal Life

And when the last ripples of energy upon the surface of Spacetime have faded and everything is still; our loves and wishes and deeds, encoded in the long dark unconscious memory of the cosmos, will still have been.

Schrödinger's Notebook

By reading this you collapse the fictional wave function into a single sentence. 

The Man

Each morning he put on a new brave face until the day all the faces made him so top heavy he fell head first into the road and was quite unable to get up. There he remained, putting a new brave face on the back of his head each morning and making self deprecating mumblings to those who passed by.