Solemnisation

How our distant future selves will pay homage to all this glorious irrationality of ours!

Custom

When an order came in at the Ladder factory a workman would ascend a rickety old wooden ladder and retrieve a shiny new aluminium one. 
No one found this in anyway ridiculous or curious. 

Relativism

The inmates of one wing of an insane asylum only consider those in the other wings mad.

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Philosophy is like a joke without the funny bit. 

The non-consolation of Philosophy

Philosophy is of no help when it matters.

Size

The good news is you can use a wormhole to travel to another dimension.
The bad news is you have to be less than a millimetre tall to fit in the wormhole.  

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The little I know I've gained standing on the feet of dwarves.