The Statistician

A statistician observed in amazement a jumbo jet being blown together by the wind. Before he could tell anyone the statistician broke into a million pieces.

The Psychic

I once phoned a psychic and invited her to come over and tell me my future. At the end of our phone conversation she asked me for my address.
'But you're psychic' I reminded her and hung up.

Untitled

After many years of studying the mindless actions of the insects on the floor of his confessional, the priest renounced his faith and became an entomologist.

Love

I take my wife out to dinner. I scan the restaurant for attractive women; one takes my eye. She is smiling. It is my wife in the giant mirror that stretches across the room like time.

Enormous Rubber Hands

God looked at the reflection he made in car windows as he passed, hoping to see his head, but the cars were all too low down and the closest he got were glimpses of his enormous rubber hands.

Doubting Thomas

When Jesus had shown Doubting Thomas the holes in his hands Thomas had laughed, slapped Jesus on the back and wandered off into the misty and contorted folds of history.

Diary of a Dead Man

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