Other Fish to Fry

By the time we figure out how to time travel we will no loner want to.

Proof

The religiously inclined would do well not forget that even if God's benign face were to appear in the sky one sunny day and remain there theologically speaking things would be far from settled.

Categories

Were a butterfly collector to catch in in his butterfly net the rarest and most unusual butterfly chance are he would fail to see it as a butterfly at all and release it. 

A Question

Which is greater knowing or forgetting? 
(I once knew the answer but have since forgotten.)

The Great Delusion

The truth is we cannot do philosophy at all, we only think that we can.

Probablity

Remember somewhere in this vast universe of ours, on some moon or planetoid, is an ice formation that resembles perfectly you kissing my ass.

Linguistic Limitations

There are languages we will never recognise as languages.